the only thing getting upsampled is your credit score.
Sony's new gold-plated Walkman costs as much as a used car
Sony announced three new Walkman MP3 players starting at $1,899.99 and reaching $5,899 for a gold-plated model. All feature DSD remastering to upsample audio to 11.2MHz for a more analog-like sound. Aimed at audiophiles, the devices cost more than many used cars.
Source: Sony's new gold-plated Walkman costs as much as a used car — The Verge
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 15, 2026.
Topics: sony · walkman · gold · mp3 · tech · luxury · gadgets
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