Nothing says 'we're not mad, just disappointed' like a crowd whispering cheers so they don't wake a baby mid-park.
Portland's Parallel Parking Championship Puts the 'Art' in Awkward
Portland's second annual Parallel Parking Competition drew hundreds of spectators and 90-plus drivers to a residential street. Participants, using pool noodle bumpers and no backup cameras, were judged on precision, style, and flair. The event, started by friends in 2025, aims to build community through silly, light-hearted competition.
Source: Portland's Parallel Parking Championship Puts the 'Art' in Awkward — Upworthy
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