Sports news memes

Mayo fans have been chasing an All-Ireland longer than a coherent explanation for why they always fall short.

Jenny Shin's last win predates the iPhone 6 – so this 5-shot lead is basically a museum exhibit.

Nothing says 'Super League' like two teams fighting for the wooden spoon of relevance.

Lisa Ashton's trophy cabinet is so full, it's starting to crowd out her dartboard.

England netball fans are out here asking 'is there a mercy rule?'

Beau Greaves hits two massive checkouts and suddenly every darts fan's 'I could hit that' just went up in smoke.

Nothing says 'till death do us part' like Erling Haaland turning your wedding into a World Cup victory parade.

Ferrari's used-tire gambit is the F1 equivalent of bringing a half-eaten sandwich to a banquet.

Barcola: the first PSG player to realize the 'project' is just a PowerPoint from 2017.

Nobody has ever needed a lineup preview for a pre-season friendly this badly — including the players.

Some men age like fine wine; King Kazu is the entire vineyard.

Confidence is free; medals cost pool time.

Liverpool's compensation demand is less about justice and more about them finally finding a way to pay for a functioning midfield.

Jess Fox's Olympic countdown has more milestones than a NASA launch.

A KOREAN STAR WALKED INTO MADRID AND GREETED THE FANS IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE. HERE’S WHY THAT’S NOT THE BIGGEST SURPRISE.

Chelsea's pre-season is less a football match and more a LinkedIn meet-and-greet for their 80-man squad.

Marc Marquez complaining about robot bikes is like a gladiator complaining about swords being too sharp.

Arsenal fans have already planned the parade for a transfer that's 99% not happening — and the 1% is a typo.

The only thing more unanimous than the judges' scorecards is the panic of Spence fans realizing they can't blame the ref.

Tim Tszyu sent a knockout highlight to Spence's hotel room — not as a warning, as a eulogy.

Santner's honesty is the cricketing equivalent of returning a lost wallet with the cash still inside — everyone's confused, no one knows how to react.

The Tszyu corner had a game plan so good, the punch didn't even touch him — except for the part where it did.

Brisbane's hot streak is the only thing longer than Port Adelaide's list of 'next year will be our year' promises.

Streamer boxing belts: the participation trophy of combat sports.

Joshua letting Prenga taste victory for exactly one round before snatching it away like a parent taking a toy back.

Eight losses, one win, and the group chat is already booking playoff tickets.

Two knockdowns and still got the W — that's not a comeback, that's a tutorial on how to fight with your life on easy mode.

Lando Norris turning this pole into a win would break a spell older than the 21st century.

WORLD CHAMPION DIVES IN. 50 METRES. GOLD ON THE LINE.

Somewhere, a 12-year-old Norris fan just sent his dad a very long, very smug text.

Leigh Hoffman says the team can't focus on Richardson — which is the most elaborate way to admit that's exactly what they've been doing.

The only thing faster than Ishan's running is his brain leaving the chat mid-stride.

The Suns' new communication strategy is to just skip the 'please' and 'thank you' entirely.

Tonga's netballers learned the hard way that 'having fun' and 'playing Australia' are mutually exclusive.

Twelve thousandths of a second: exactly long enough for Mercedes to update their PR statement.

Hamilton finishing second in practice is like being the runner-up at a rehearsal — nobody's printing the T-shirts.

Sean McCann didn't let his family's tragedy define him. He swam his way to a Commonwealth Games final instead.

LEBRON JAMES TO PHILADELPHIA. TWO YEARS, $8 MILLION.

AFL: the only sport where a live cross doubles as the opening bell.

Project 222: the only number smaller than Kerr's mile time is the number of chill days he's had this decade.

Go Woo-suk discovered that 'foreign substance' in baseball is not the same as 'secret sauce' in KBBQ.

Some teams make you pay for your mistakes. The Stampeders made the Bombers pay rent.

Crichton proving that sleep deprivation is the ultimate performance enhancer.

At this rate, le Clos's medal collection needs its own zip code.

The Commonwealth Games is that one event where Australia suddenly remembers they're a sports superpower and everyone else remembers they don't have netball leagues.

The only thing more exhausting than Wests Tigers' chaos is fans believing 'this time is different.'

At this rate, Real Madrid will have to offer the entire city of Madrid for Diomande.

Somewhere, a guy just spent a house on a piece of cardboard while his landlord raises rent by exactly that amount.

Portland Thorns: 'We didn't just play a match, we donated a stat.'

The Drua's home advantage is the kind of unfair that makes you wonder if the Waratahs accidentally signed up for a rugby match in a volcano.

Jhandu Kumar: The hero India didn't know they needed, and definitely couldn't spell.

Scotland's boxer just learned that changing weight classes doesn't change the fact that Jadumani is still the one doing the punching.

The only thing more over the line than that forehand was this meltdown.

Australia's medal tally is so absurd they're now competing against their own shadow—and the shadow's winning.

Brazilian tennis: where players challenge line calls by challenging the existence of chairs.

Vietnam winning the ASEAN Cup is the closest their neighbors will ever get to hearing someone else's national anthem on repeat.

Arsenal spending £70m on Bruno Guimaraes is like buying a top-of-the-line blender when your kitchen is on fire — sure, it's a great appliance, but maybe address the flames first.

Gold Coast's magical formula: 'Step 1: Lose. Step 2: Get a good draft pick. Step 3: Repeat for eternity.'

HE JUST HIT 23 HOMERS. WHY ARE THE BLUE JAYS STILL 10 GAMES UNDER?

When your AFL 'blockbuster' ends with more behinds than goals, you start understanding why therapy is a growth industry.