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The week's biggest stories, as memes — with the takes people actually shared. 25 keepers.
Five weird details from Anthropic's IPO filing
Anthropic filed its S-1 prospectus with the SEC, revealing executive pay and IPO spending plans. Co-founders Dario and Daniela Amodei are the highest-paid executives, with Dario's compensation disclosed. The 300-page document also details risks that could derail the company's ambitions. The filing offers a first look at the AI lab's finances ahead of its public listing.
The Verge · Oct 26, 2026
Ex-NFL coach on message Giants’ John Harbaugh sent RB: ‘He’s still looking for a job’
A former NFL coach criticized the message Giants coach John Harbaugh sent to a running back, saying the player is still looking for a job. The comment highlights the awkwardness of Harbaugh's outreach, which came across as passive-aggressive. The running back's status remains uncertain as the team evaluates its roster.
NJ.com · Oct 26, 2026
Rockstar Games will give GTA VI only to a select few journalists
Rockstar Games announced that Grand Theft Auto VI will be shown only to a hand-picked group of journalists. The company did not specify how many outlets will get access or what the screening will involve. The move has sparked debate online about press access and hype for the game.
GameGPU · Oct 26, 2026
Mikel Arteta Responds to David Raya’s Dream of Playing in La Liga
Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has responded to goalkeeper David Raya's comments about wanting to play in La Liga one day. Arteta insisted Raya remains a key part of his plans and dismissed the idea of a transfer. Raya joined Arsenal permanently in 2024 after a loan spell.
Sports Illustrated · Oct 26, 2026
Nikki Bella Publicly Taunted Chelsea Green During Sunday's NFL Paris Game
Nikki Bella taunted Chelsea Green during Sunday's NFL game in Paris, where the two wrestlers were both in attendance. The exchange was caught on camera and quickly spread online. Neither WWE nor the NFL commented on the incident. The game itself continued without interruption.
AOL.ca · Oct 26, 2026
Airbnb hosts are threatening to leave in droves over a new policy. Let them.
Airbnb hosts are threatening to leave the platform en masse after a new policy change. The policy is not specified, but hosts are reportedly furious. SFGATE reports on the backlash, though the number of hosts involved and the policy details remain unclear. Airbnb has not commented.
SFGATE · Oct 26, 2026
Prince Harry making 'big mistake' that could destroy chance of royal reconciliation: expert
A royal expert has claimed Prince Harry is making a 'big mistake' that could destroy any chance of reconciliation with the royal family. The comment follows reports of ongoing tension between Harry and his relatives. The expert did not specify what the mistake was, but said it risks further isolating Harry from the family.
Fox News · Oct 26, 2026
Wolff hits back at fellow Austrian Marko over Russell comments
Mercedes boss Toto Wolff defended George Russell after Helmut Marko said Russell would never win a title. Marko, the former Red Bull adviser, claimed Russell had lost number-one status to Kimi Antonelli, who leads by 123 points. Wolff called the car unsuited to Russell and backed him to challenge next season.
Channel News Asia · Oct 26, 2026
Anthropic IPO filing reveals $6.2B debt and data center risks
Anthropic has publicly filed its IPO prospectus, disclosing $6.2 billion in debt and flagging data center moratoriums as a key risk. The filing shows strong revenue growth but massive spending, and notes potential disruptions to TSMC operations. Few venture capital firms are mentioned, with Spark Capital a notable exception.
CNBC · Oct 26, 2026
Anthropic files for IPO as it competes for dominance in AI arms race
Anthropic has filed paperwork for an initial public offering, moving to raise public capital while questions persist about AI security and market competition. Markets reporter Karishma Vanjani of Barron's discussed the filing on CBS News. The company has positioned itself as safety-focused even as it races rivals for scale and dominance.
CBS News · Oct 26, 2026
Bigg Boss 20: Love Gill breaks down, accuses Scout OP of ruining her career
On Bigg Boss 20's Weekend Ka Vaar, Scout OP's girlfriend Kaashvi Hiranandani confronted him over his closeness with Love Gill, calling their bond vulgar. Love Gill broke down, accusing Scout of shattering her reputation and career. Scout's team defended him, saying he viewed Love as a sibling.
Mid-Day Entertainment · Oct 26, 2026
SpaceX borrows $40 billion to buy AI chips, Musk says
SpaceX has taken on $40 billion in debt to fund the purchase of AI chips, according to Elon Musk, who also warned that smaller cloud providers, or 'neoclouds,' could collapse. The move makes the rocket company a major player in artificial intelligence. Musk did not say which chip suppliers would benefit or when the debt would be repaid.
Le Figaro · Oct 26, 2026
Akshay Kumar's Mohra to clash with Ranbir Kapoor-Yash's Ramayana this Diwali; Gupt, Tridev re-releases planned
Trimurti Films will re-release Mohra in a 4K remaster on November 6, Diwali week, putting it head-to-head with Ramayana. Rimpy Films International is handling the rollout and plans similar re-releases for Vidhaata, Tridev, Gupt and Yudh. Agra's Heera Talkies will devote all four daily shows to Mohra, skipping Ramayana entirely.
Bollywood Hungama · Oct 26, 2026
Kendall Jenner allegedly enters 'sugar mummy' era with Jacob Elordi
A report claims Kendall Jenner is footing the bill in her relationship with Jacob Elordi, calling him the 'epitome of an Oz Man' who is 'useless in footing the bill.' The phrase, borrowed from a viral meme, describes a charming partner who contributes vibes rather than money. Neither Jenner nor Elordi has commented on the claim.
International Business Times UK · Oct 26, 2026
Neocloud stocks fall as Elon Musk says more than 200 of them face 'guppy-level death'
Elon Musk posted on X that more than 200 neocloud companies will face 'guppy-level death' due to debt markets shutting off access to money. Shares of Nebius, CoreWeave and Iren all fell more than 4% in premarket trading on Monday. The sector is already under pressure over debt-fueled expansion and uncertain returns on AI infrastructure.
CNBC · Oct 26, 2026
Meta to Raise $95 Billion for AI Expansion
Meta announced Monday it will raise $95 billion through stock offerings to fund AI infrastructure and superintelligence projects. The plan includes $35 billion in underwritten public equity offerings and an additional $60 billion at-the-market program. The news comes after Meta reported negative free cash flow and raised its full-year capital expenditure forecast to $135–145 billion, sending shares lower last week.
CNBC · Oct 26, 2026
Rookie Pitcher Sleeps During Mound Visit, Goes Viral
A rookie pitcher for a Korean baseball team fell asleep on the mound during a visit from the pitching coach, and the moment was caught on camera. The clip spread quickly on social media, where fans joked about his relaxed approach. The team has not commented on the incident, and the pitcher's status for the next game is unchanged.
조선일보 · Oct 26, 2026
Apple iPhone Duo owners report cracked screens along hinge within hours of buying: What happened?
Some Apple iPhone Duo owners reported cracks on the inner display, mainly around the hinge, within hours of purchase. One user in Australia said the screen broke after fewer than 20 folds. Apple replaced the damaged phone immediately, and the issue is under investigation.
Times Now · Oct 26, 2026
Software developer says AI moving too fast, farming only option to survive
A software engineer with nearly ten years of experience posted on Reddit's r/ClaudeCode, titled 'I'm tired, boss,' saying AI now designs systems better than engineers and he may need to farm to survive. He said keeping up with the pace feels impossible, and that developers are 'actively building the thing that's going to make us obsolete.' Meanwhile xAI founding member Tony Yuhuai Wu left in February and reportedly bought a $70 million California mansion.
India Today · Oct 26, 2026
Newlywed collapses at hotel room door five seconds after entering, CCTV shows
CCTV footage from a hotel corridor captured a bride entering her room with her new husband and collapsing at the threshold within five seconds. The clip, shared widely online, shows the groom continuing inside with the luggage as she goes down. The couple had just arrived after their wedding; the five-second timeline is what made the footage spread.
The Times of India · Oct 26, 2026
Korean Cosplayer Yasal's Fan Meet Kissing Video Goes Viral, Sparks Debate
A video of Korean cosplayer Yasal kissing fans at a meet-and-greet went viral this week, drawing millions of views. The clip shows attendees lining up for cheek kisses, which some praised as friendly fan service and others criticized as inappropriate boundary-crossing. Yasal has not publicly commented on the debate.
Kagit · Oct 26, 2026
Apple's first foldable, the iPhone Duo, goes on sale
Apple's first foldable phone, the iPhone Duo, launched this week with a hinge rated for 20,000 folds and a repairability score iFixit called the best of any foldable. Within hours of launch, buyers reported cracks forming along the hinge line. iFixit's teardown found the inner display is the hardest part to repair, and early Galaxy Z Fold 8 comparisons have not been kind.
PR TIMES · Oct 26, 2026
'If It Was Up To Me...': James Anderson Breaks Silence After Lancashire Contract Snub
James Anderson has spoken out after Lancashire declined to offer him a new playing contract, ending a 21-year association with his home county. The 42-year-old seamer, who retired from international cricket in July with 704 Test wickets, said the decision was not his to make. Anderson added that if it had been up to him, he would still be bowling for Lancashire.
Outlook India · Oct 26, 2026
Google's AI may bring personalised ads based on your Gmail data: Here's how
Google updated its privacy policy on October 16, 2026, to allow data from Gmail, Drive and Photos to influence personalised ads if users grant access to other Google services like Search. The change adds an exception to a previous assurance that such data would not be used for ads. Users can review personalisation settings to disconnect apps or disable personalised recommendations.
Times Now · Oct 26, 2026
Reddit's r/opensource bans all AI projects and goes English-only
The 500,000-member subreddit r/opensource introduced immediate rules on October 24, 2026, banning any project that uses, is made by, or is built for AI. It also made the forum English-only and now requires projects to be at least a year old with multiple contributors. Moderator Wolvereness said AI training on scraped code conflicts with open-source values. Critics note the Linux kernel now includes AI-generated code, and a new r/TrueOpenSource group has already launched.
India Today · Oct 26, 2026