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The week's biggest stories, as memes — with the takes people actually shared. 15 keepers.
21 Worst-Dressed Celebs at 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala
The 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala took place with several celebrities drawing criticism for their outfits. Bored Panda compiled a list of 21 worst-dressed attendees, sparking social media debate. The event raised funds for the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures.
Bored Panda · Oct 19, 2026
A-Lister's 'Scary' Video Goes Viral Over Weight-Loss Concerns
A video posted by a well-known actress this week showed her looking noticeably thinner, prompting fans to flood the comments with worry. The clip spread quickly across platforms, with many followers asking if she was okay. She has not responded publicly to the reaction.
The Daily Beast · Oct 19, 2026
Football federation announces official ban for Cristiano Ronaldo – what happens in November?
The Portuguese football federation handed Cristiano Ronaldo a 30-day suspension and a €255 fine after a confrontation during a Portugal match. German outlets noted the penalty amounts to less than a minute of his reported salary. The ban covers domestic fixtures but leaves his availability for November's international window unclear, with the federation yet to confirm whether it extends to national-team duty.
Google News · Oct 19, 2026
Lothar Matthäus urges immediate Bayern extension as Michael Olise likened to Diego Maradona
Lothar Matthäus, the former Bayern Munich captain turned pundit, called for Michael Olise to be handed a new contract at the club straight away. In the same breath he likened the winger to Diego Maradona. Olise joined Bayern last summer and has impressed in his first season in the Bundesliga.
OneFootball · Oct 19, 2026
Jenna Ortega Visibly Uncomfortable After Fan Gifts Her a Flower at Rome Film Festival
At the Rome Film Festival, a fan handed Jenna Ortega a flower that he claimed to have masturbated on. The actress was visibly uncomfortable and did not accept the gift. The incident occurred during a public appearance, and security intervened. The fan was not immediately identified.
Fashion Times UK · Oct 19, 2026
Dana White on Farid Basharat release: 'There's definitely a reason'
Dana White addressed Farid Basharat's UFC exit by saying there's a reason but declined to specify it. Basharat denied being difficult to work with, while Muhammad Mokaev blamed TKO and Paramount. The vague response comes as the UFC cut 16 fighters, raising questions about transparency.
MMA Fighting · Oct 19, 2026
Jenna Dewan Looks Forward to ‘DWTS’ Dedication Night Amid Val Chmerkovskiy Drama
Jenna Dewan is set to appear on Dancing With the Stars' Dedication Night, a themed episode where celebrities perform in honor of someone important. The episode airs amid reported tension involving pro dancer Val Chmerkovskiy. Dewan, a former DWTS contestant, has not publicly addressed the drama. The show continues its season with themed nights.
TV Insider · Oct 19, 2026
Dakota Johnson and MGK’s Outfits Spark Relationship Questions as Rapper Shows Off His Bum
Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly attended an event where MGK wore low-rise shorts that exposed his bum, prompting questions about their relationship. Johnson was quoted saying it's important to have anti-role models. The outfits quickly became a talking point online.
Fashion Times UK · Oct 19, 2026
21 Celebs Brutally Roasted for Their Academy Museum Gala Looks
The Academy Museum Gala red carpet produced a wave of outfits that social media users immediately turned into memes. Bored Panda rounded up 21 celebrities whose looks drew the most mockery online. The roasts focused on the sheer scale and construction of the gowns, with several posts comparing the dresses to furniture, architecture and household objects. None of the celebrities have responded.
Bored Panda · Oct 19, 2026
Solana's daily trading volume doubles Ethereum's
Solana's daily trading volume has overtaken Ethereum's, doubling it in a recent 24-hour period. The surge marks a shift in on-chain activity between the two largest smart-contract networks. Ethereum's high fees and slower throughput have pushed traders toward cheaper alternatives. Solana's rise comes as it works to shed its reputation for network outages.
Pluang · Oct 19, 2026
Calif.io Releases Untethered Jailbreak for iOS 27.0.1 on iPhone 18 Pro
Security researchers at Calif.io demonstrated the first untethered jailbreak for iOS since iOS 9, targeting the iPhone 18 Pro running iOS 27.0.1. The tool survives reboots without a computer, a capability Apple has spent a decade eliminating. Apple's stock dipped on the news as investors weighed the reputational hit to its locked ecosystem.
heise online · Oct 19, 2026
iQOO Neo 12 confirmed for October 28 launch in China with 2K 185Hz display and 9,000mAh battery
iQOO has confirmed the Neo 12 will launch in China on October 28. The phone is teased with a 2K display running at 185Hz and a 9,000mAh battery, a significant jump from typical flagship capacities. Full specifications and pricing are expected at the event. The battery size alone puts it in tablet territory.
91Mobiles · Oct 19, 2026
Urban Company shares plunge nearly 8% after Q2 loss widens; Emkay sticks to 'Buy' on growth outlook
Urban Company's shares fell nearly 8% after the company reported a wider loss for the September quarter. The loss widened despite revenue growth. Brokerage firm Emkay Global maintained its 'Buy' rating, citing the company's growth outlook. The stock reaction reflects investor concerns over profitability.
Moneycontrol.com · Oct 19, 2026
Jio IPO GMP at 20%: Grey market signals Rs 220 premium as brokerages say subscribe
Jio Platforms' ₹30,213 crore IPO is seeing a grey market premium of around 20%, with brokerages recommending subscription. The GMP has surged 84% in two weeks to Rs 230, ahead of the October 28 listing on NSE and BSE. The issue is Reliance-backed.
The Economic Times · Oct 19, 2026
Taika Waititi Confirms His 'Star Wars' Movie Has Been Put 'on Ice' Indefinitely
Taika Waititi confirmed his Star Wars film, in development since 2020, is on hold while he promotes 'Klara and the Sun.' He told Inverse his publicist advised him to say less, then added, 'It's very iced.' Lucasfilm's Kathleen Kennedy had previously said the project was 'still somewhat alive.' Waititi has four other movies in the works.
Variety · Oct 19, 2026