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The week's biggest stories, as memes — with the takes people actually shared. 40 keepers.
Cardi B, Offset reunite for kids' birthdays amid unresolved divorce
Cardi B and Offset reunited to celebrate their kids' birthdays even as their divorce remains unresolved, over a year after she filed for the second time. The co-parenting spectacle keeps fans guessing whether the split will ever finalize.
Page Six · Sep 7, 2026
Shailene Woodley Wins First Emmy for 'Paradise', Gives Shoutout to Mom
Shailene Woodley won her first Emmy for 'Paradise' and shouted out her mom in her speech. The internet is celebrating the win and the wholesome family moment, with fans noting Woodley's journey from indie darling to awards-season staple.
Deadline · Sep 7, 2026
Gordon Ramsay's Daughter Megan Is Engaged
Gordon Ramsay's eldest daughter, Megan Ramsay, is engaged, the chef confirmed. The family celebrates as the fiancé braces for the most high-stakes Sunday roast of his life.
People.com · Sep 7, 2026
AFL trade race: Clubs line up for Zac Butters
AFL trade season is heating up with clubs scrambling to craft the best offer for Port Adelaide's Zac Butters. The race involves multiple teams, potential player swaps, and draft picks, with each club hoping to land the young star.
Fox Sports · Sep 7, 2026
Casa de los Famosos Adds Goats to Compete with La Granja VIP
Facing competition from La Granja VIP, La Casa de los Famosos is reportedly adding goats to its cast, complete with microphones and contracts. The goats can interact with celebs, nominate housemates, and even sleep in the presidential suite if they win leadership. Production hopes the animals will boost ratings, though one goat already refused bathroom duty.
El Deforma · Sep 7, 2026
Dog supports his best friend through his first steps
A dog in Brazil steadied his canine companion learning to walk, staying close and nudging him along. The owner filmed the moment, which online viewers have embraced as a heartwarming display of friendship and patience.
r/MadeMeSmile · Sep 7, 2026
World Bank uses Harry Potter pics to warn of inflation
The World Bank will use images from the new Harry Potter series to illustrate global inflation, showing how even magical folk struggle with rising costs. The campaign aims to simplify economic messaging by comparing soaring prices to wizarding expenses like owl rentals and school supplies, suggesting that if wizards are hurting, Muggles are doomed.
El Deforma · Sep 7, 2026
70 up: 'It's the Bayeux tapestry of TV!' After six decades, the seminal series bows out with 70 Up
After six decades, the landmark British documentary series 'Up' concludes with '70 Up,' following the same group of Britons since 1964. The final installment revisits participants at age 70, reflecting on lives shaped by class and time, drawing widespread tributes and social media reaction.
The Guardian · Sep 7, 2026
TATUUM x Miś Uszatek: Poland's Childhood Icon Gets a Fashion Line
TATUUM, a Polish fashion brand, has partnered with Miś Uszatek, the beloved Polish children's cartoon bear, for a clothing collection. The line blends nostalgia with modern style, tapping into the trend of cartoon-inspired fashion. It's a corporate move that turns childhood memories into marketable apparel, likely to appeal to millennials and Gen Z.
Magazyn WhiteMAD · Sep 7, 2026
Oasis Doc Premieres to Standing Ovation, Skips the Punch-Ups
The Oasis reunion documentary premiered in Venice to an eight-minute standing ovation, with Liam and Noel raising fists together. Critics praise the film's emotional pull but note it sidesteps the brothers' notorious feuds. The band's 2025 reunion tour is set, and fans are already bracing for drama.
BBC · Sep 7, 2026
Trump's latest map-tinkering: renaming New Mexico to 'New America'
Donald Trump shared a digitally altered image on Truth Social renaming the state of New Mexico to 'New America,' triggering widespread confusion. This follows a pattern of executive decree attempts to rename geographical features, including the Gulf of Mexico. Historians note the territory's name predates the United States itself.
El Deforma · Sep 7, 2026
In Panama’s Darién, Indigenous communities test a new way to fund conservation
Four Indigenous communities in Panama's Darién forest documented over 200 species across 18,000 hectares, including a jaguar, to establish a biodiversity baseline for entering the biodiversity credits market, a new conservation financing mechanism still in early stages.
Mongabay Conservation · Sep 7, 2026
Trump’s Latest Policy Pivot Involves Renaming New Mexico
Donald Trump recently used his official White House social media account to suggest a rename for New Mexico, a move that drew widespread mockery. As the administration faces significant domestic and international challenges, the choice to prioritize internet trolling over substantive governance has once again sparked a wave of critical commentary.
The Poke · Sep 7, 2026
Eddie Howe turns down England job, cites 'not desperate enough'
Eddie Howe has reportedly told the FA he won't replace Thomas Tuchel, preferring to stay unemployed rather than take a job where the fans will blame him for not being Guardiola. England's search for a manager who can handle the pressure continues, with the FA apparently considering a ouija board next.
Football365 · Sep 7, 2026
New Gym in Paris Helps Homeless Folks Improve Their Health And Habits–Without Leaving the Shelter
Omnigym installed an outdoor gym at a Paris homeless shelter in partnership with Emmaüs Solidarité. One month later, 80% of residents reported improved physical health, 90% said it helped them socialize, and some reported smoking less. The company plans to expand the initiative.
Good News Network · Sep 7, 2026
Sheep steal from Clarkson's farm: Diddly Squat indeed
Thieves stole 11 sheep from Jeremy Clarkson's Oxfordshire farm, which he documented in his usual bombastic style on social media. Clarkson, known for his Diddly Squat farm shop and Amazon show, quipped about the theft, but police are investigating. The sheep, valued at around £1,000, were taken from a field, leaving Clarkson to ponder the irony of his farm's name.
The Telegraph · Sep 7, 2026
J.K. Rowling's secret superyacht unmasked after days in LA harbor
A superyacht that dominated LA harbor for days has been revealed as belonging to J.K. Rowling, ending speculation among locals and boat-spotters. The author, known for her Harry Potter franchise, reportedly values her privacy, though the yacht's size and prominence made secrecy a challenge. Rowling has not commented publicly.
New York Post · Sep 7, 2026
Alcaraz vs Wu: US Open 2026 Third-Round Showdown
Carlos Alcaraz faces Yibing Wu in the US Open third round on Friday. Alcaraz, the reigning champion and world No. 1, is the heavy favorite against Wu, who has battled injuries and is ranked outside the top 100. The match highlights the gulf between tennis's elite and the tour's grinders.
El País · Sep 7, 2026
PSG's Oil Money Meets Monaco's Tactical Bus
Paris Saint-Germain dropped points again, this time against Monaco in a Ligue 1 clash that exposed their continued struggle to dominate the French top flight despite astronomical spending. The draw keeps the title race interesting, but PSG's star-studded lineup continues to underwhelm against organized opposition.
bbc.co.uk · Sep 7, 2026
Bradley Whitford to Star in Aaron Sorkin's A Few Good Men Stage Revival
Aaron Sorkin's stage revival of A Few Good Men has found its lead: Bradley Whitford, the actor synonymous with Sorkin-speak from The West Wing, will play the role made famous by Jack Nicholson. The production is set to bring courtroom drama back to Broadway.
TheaterMania · Sep 7, 2026
Gogglebox adds two new families and a series first
Gogglebox, the beloved British TV show where families watch and comment on TV, has confirmed two new families for its upcoming series, alongside a series first. The additions promise fresh perspectives and more sofa-based commentary, continuing the show's tradition of turning everyday viewers into unlikely celebrities.
Radio Times · Sep 7, 2026
Birthday lottery ticket nets Illinois man $1M prize
An Illinois man won $1 million from a lottery ticket a friend gave him at his birthday party. He initially thought he'd won $1,000, only to discover the real prize at the claim center. The windfall will fund family trips and a new car, but the friendship may now carry an unspoken price tag.
UPI Odd News · Sep 7, 2026
Old Person Smell? Science Says It's Real — And Here's Why
Scientists confirm that 'old person smell' is a real phenomenon caused by chemical changes in skin as people age. The Guardian reports on the science behind the scent, which is often described as musty but not unpleasant. Researchers say it may serve a social or evolutionary purpose, though its exact function remains unclear.
The Guardian · Sep 7, 2026
BeIN Sports Nabs Champions League Exclusivity
BeIN Sports has secured exclusive live rights to UEFA Champions League matches, meaning fans in certain regions must subscribe to watch. But the fragmented rights landscape pushes many to illegal streams, undermining the exclusivity's value.
Krepšinio žinios · Sep 7, 2026
Newborn kitten survives 80-mile car engine ride, now safe in Kerrville rescue
In Kerrville, Texas, a healthcare worker discovered a newborn kitten crying from inside her car engine after commuting 76 miles from Rocksprings. Staff removed the front grille, with Animal Control Officer James Lee assisting. The kitten is now with Kerrville Pets Alive!, where it will be paired with a nursing mother.
Good Good Good · Sep 7, 2026
Salvador Perez Turns Routine Pop-Up Into Comedy Gold
In a routine MLB play, Royals catcher Salvador Perez handled a pop-up from Jameson Taillon with exaggerated drama, turning a simple out into a moment of high comedy. Fans and broadcasters couldn't help but laugh at the theatrical flair, adding a lighthearted twist to an otherwise standard baseball moment.
MLB.com · Sep 7, 2026
The Day the Undertaker Rained on the Parade
In 1885, an unnamed town's parade backfired when undertaker Silas Parkman, a major donor, unveiled a float graphically depicting his trade, horrifying onlookers and embarrassing organizers who had solicited his contribution.
Neatorama · Sep 7, 2026
George Harrison's Guitar Solo Was a Desperate Cry for Attention
George Harrison's 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' was inspired by the I Ching, an ancient Chinese divination text that teaches every detail holds meaning. Harrison was deeply disappointed when John and Paul initially dismissed the song, so he recruited Eric Clapton, whose guitar solo helped turn it into a Beatles classic.
Mental Floss · Sep 7, 2026
12 Golden Puppies in One Litter Reunite With Mom On First Birthday: 'It turned into a real extended family'
A Welsh family delivered 12 golden retriever puppies in a single litter, far exceeding the vet's estimate of six or seven. The puppies were reunited with their parents Tilly and Lolo for their first birthday, complete with party hats and cake. Owners Rhian and Meirion, who adopted two of the pups, have formed an extended family through a WhatsApp group and pet-sitting network.
Good News Network · Sep 7, 2026
Tennis Hype Machine Anoints Teens Zheng and Gea for 2026 US Open
Tennis' hype machine has already anointed teenagers Michael Zheng and Arthur Gea as the faces of the 2026 US Open, before either has won a main-draw match. The tournament is banking on a future marquee rivalry, hoping the sport's next big thing arrives on schedule.
US Open Tennis · Sep 7, 2026
Inter Miami vs Atlanta United: Messi Doubt Looms Over Playoff Clash
Inter Miami faces Atlanta United in a crucial MLS match on September 5, 2026, with Lionel Messi potentially absent, leaving fans and pundits speculating on how the team will cope without their star playmaker.
onefootball.com · Sep 7, 2026
'Wrong Car To Crash Into': Kombi With 279kg Marijuana Hits Police Vehicle
In Zimbabwe, a kombi packed with 279kg of marijuana crashed into a police vehicle, leading to the driver's arrest. Social media erupted with jokes about the ironic bad luck, dubbing it the 'wrong car to crash into'.
iHarare News · Sep 7, 2026
Wolves' Tchatchoua Scores Absurd Own Goal in Birmingham Derby
In a Birmingham derby, Wolves' Jackson Tchatchoua scored an absurd own goal, described as 'the most insane ever'. The ball bounced off his chest and looped over the keeper, sparking disbelief and memes. The blunder gifted the opposition a crucial goal in a high-stakes Championship clash.
The Sun · Sep 7, 2026
iPhone 17 Prices Slashed Days Before iPhone 18 Launch
Apple slashed iPhone 17 prices again just days before the iPhone 18 launch, signaling weak demand and a need to clear stock. The move marks a rare discounting spree for Apple, which typically avoids price cuts, as it braces for the next generation.
Forbes · Sep 7, 2026
Matthew McConaughey's 2016 movie vanished without a trace
Matthew McConaughey starred in 'Free State of Jones,' a 2016 Civil War drama that flopped so hard it barely registered. The film's failure was so complete that even the actor's iconic catchphrase couldn't save it from cinematic oblivion, leaving audiences wondering if it ever existed at all.
Far Out Magazine · Sep 7, 2026
President proposes renaming New Mexico as 'New America'
The President has proposed renaming New Mexico to 'New America,' a move critics call a distraction and a historical erasure. The suggestion, floated without consultation, has sparked mockery and confusion, with locals asking if their statehood and culture are just a branding exercise.
r/nottheonion · Sep 7, 2026
Corinthians vs Chapecoense: David vs Goliath in São Paulo
Corinthians host Chapecoense in a Brasileirão match that pits the league's powerhouse against a club that clawed back from tragedy. Corinthians are favorites, but Chapecoense's resilience is the real storyline. Fans expect a fight, not a walkover.
ESPN · Sep 7, 2026
Mushroom coffin: Carolyn's eco-friendly burial
Carolyn was buried in a coffin grown from mushrooms, part of a growing trend in eco-friendly funerals. The mushroom coffin, which decomposes naturally, offers a greener alternative to traditional burial methods, reflecting a broader shift toward sustainable death care.
smh.com.au · Sep 7, 2026
Labour Day in Manitoba: What's open and closed
Manitoba marks Labour Day with most services closed, from government offices to retail stores, giving workers a rare statutory pause. The holiday honours labour rights, but for many it's just a Monday to catch up on chores and quietly dread Tuesday.
CBC · Sep 7, 2026
M5 slip road at Weston-super-Mare reopens after lorry overturns
The M5 slip road at Weston-super-Mare has fully reopened following an overturned lorry incident that caused significant disruption. Emergency services worked through the night to clear the vehicle and repair damage. Motorists are advised to expect residual delays as traffic flow normalizes.
BBC · Sep 7, 2026