The week's biggest stories, as memes — with the takes people actually shared. 60 keepers.
Tom Holland and Zendaya's PDA Moment Breaks Twitter
Tom Holland and Zendaya shared a brief hand-holding moment during a Spider-Man: Brand New Day interview, causing fans to lose their minds on social media. The couple, known for keeping their relationship private, gave fans a rare public display of affection.
ELLE · Jul 28, 2026
China’s Chip Darling CXMT Skyrockets 500% in Shanghai Debut
Chinese semiconductor manufacturer CXMT (ChangXin Memory Technologies) saw its valuation surge by over 500% during its debut on the Shanghai Stock Exchange. The massive market entry marks a significant milestone for China’s domestic chip-making ambitions, highlighting the intense investor appetite for local tech champions amidst global supply chain decoupling.
BBC · Jul 27, 2026
Emmerdale makers seek forever home for soap village in Leeds
The makers of ITV soap Emmerdale are scouting for a permanent site in Leeds to house the fictional village's set, currently on a temporary location. After decades on screen, the production seeks a long-term home, sparking online amusement about the irony of a long-running show needing a 'forever home'.
BBC · Jul 27, 2026
Sir Ian Wood, business leader, dies aged 84
Sir Ian Wood, a defining figure in the Scottish oil services industry and former chairman of Wood Group, has died at 84. His leadership transformed the North Sea energy sector. Beyond business, he was a prominent philanthropist, significantly shaping economic development and charitable initiatives throughout northeast Scotland and beyond.
Daily Business · Jul 27, 2026
‘What are your most ‘blasphemous’ UK takes?’ – 23 so-called British people who should be tried for treason
A Reddit thread asked for 'blasphemous' UK takes, and users delivered hot takes on Oasis, Nando's, Greggs, roast dinners, and Wetherspoons. The nation is now in full crisis mode over whether treason charges are warranted for mild culinary skepticism.
The Poke · Jul 27, 2026
Oil Prices Tumble as U.S.-Iran Tensions Cool
Oil prices dipped 5% as tensions between the U.S. and Iran cooled following a brief pause in direct military activity. Markets reacted to the sudden de-escalation, though global supply chains remain hypersensitive to regional instability. Investors are now pivoting from panic mode back to the usual grind of tracking tanker routes.
Crude Oil Prices Today | OilPrice.com · Jul 27, 2026
Korean pet owners now paying fortune tellers to read their animals' minds
In South Korea, pet owners are increasingly consulting fortune tellers to divine the thoughts of their dogs and cats, with one practitioner reporting that clients can't stop once they start. Most pets apparently just want steak or tuna.
Fark · Jul 27, 2026
Orange County police search for vandal who tagged 13 Teslas
Police in Orange County are searching for a vandal who spray-painted 13 Teslas, leaving a trail of graffiti across the affluent area. The suspect, still at large, appears to have a specific grievance with the electric car brand. No word on whether the vandal drives a Toyota.
r/nottheonion · Jul 27, 2026
Internet mocks anti-woke Odyssey critics with viral jokes
The internet is roasting critics who complained about diversity in Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, as the film dominates the box office. The jokes compare their outrage to Odysseus's struggle against the sirens, but with box office success as the irresistible lure.
The Poke · Jul 27, 2026
Pogacar wins fifth Tour de France without indicating once
Tadej Pogacar has won his fifth Tour de France, but cycling purists are apoplectic over his complete refusal to use hand signals during the entire race. The UCI is reportedly considering a rule change requiring champions to indicate at least once per stage.
NewsThump · Jul 27, 2026
LeBron signing puts pressure on 76ers: NBA coaches, execs react
LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers, instantly making them championship favorites. The move sends ticket sales through the roof and puts maximum pressure on a franchise known for playoff heartbreak. Coaches and execs around the league are reacting to the seismic shift.
ESPN · Jul 27, 2026
73 People With International Partners Share The Culture Shocks They Never Saw Coming
A collection of cultural shocks from international relationships highlights the unexpected: Fijian Indians have completely unrelated family-only nicknames for everyone, with no known origin—a tradition that leaves outsiders baffled.
Bored Panda · Jul 27, 2026
99% of VPNs downloaded with trousers around ankles, finds new study
A satirical study claims 99% of VPN downloads happen with users in various states of undress, mocking the real reason many seek 'online privacy' — and it's not safe browsing.
NewsThump · Jul 27, 2026
Love Island 2026 winners 'exposed' hours before live final
The winners of Love Island 2026 were supposedly leaked online hours before the live final, with screenshots showing the winning couple. ITV hasn't commented, but fans are more resigned than outraged — because at this point, the show's 'surprises' have the shelf life of a 15-second TikTok clip.
AOL.co.uk · Jul 27, 2026
CXMT IPO Sends Chinese Chipmaker's Valuation Into Stratosphere
Chinese memory chip manufacturer CXMT has seen its valuation skyrocket following a massive $9.8 billion initial public offering. The firm, which supplies components for major electronics companies, saw its shares surge by over 460% on its debut day, briefly becoming the mainland's most valuable listed company and signaling immense investor appetite for domestic tech independence.
Bloomberg.com · Jul 27, 2026
Mayo end 75-year wait with historic All-Ireland win over Kerry
Mayo ended a 75-year All-Ireland drought with a win over Kerry, snapping one of sport's most famous curses. The victory sparked jubilant homecoming celebrations in Castlebar, with tens of thousands expected to welcome the team and the Sam Maguire cup back after decades of near-misses and heartbreak.
Evening Standard · Jul 27, 2026
This 'crisis intervention therapy pig' is helping DC's homeless: 'We have to think outside the box'
The H3 Project in D.C. uses a 5-pound Juliana pig named Synergy to connect with homeless individuals during outreach. Founder Ami Angell says the pig's nonjudgmental nature opens conversations and de-escalates crises. The pig, adopted in March, accompanies Angell daily, helping build trust with people experiencing homelessness.
Good Good Good · Jul 27, 2026
Teen, 14, Stops to Help Elderly Woman with Dementia Who Had Wandered Miles from Her Home in 103-Degree Weather
A 14-year-old boy encountered an elderly woman with dementia who had wandered miles from home in 103-degree heat. He stopped, ensured she got water and returned safely to her family. His compassion saved her from extreme danger.
r/UpliftingNews · Jul 27, 2026
Kenya's first keyhole surgery saves 6-day-old baby with rare birth defect
A 6-day-old baby born with esophageal atresia and tracheoesophageal fistula underwent Kenya's first keyhole surgery to repair the malformation. The surgeon, trained in the Netherlands, performed the procedure. The baby has fully recovered and now feeds normally, marking a milestone for pediatric surgery in the country.
r/UpliftingNews · Jul 27, 2026
Senior Who Only Learned to Swim After Retiring Saves Drowning Man Half Her Age
71-year-old Liu Defang, a recent swimming enthusiast, rescued a man attempting suicide in China's Anhui Province. Despite having learned to swim only after retiring, she successfully pulled the struggling man to shore before leaving the scene to avoid family concern. Local police later identified her through surveillance footage.
Good News Network · Jul 27, 2026
Father Robert Athickal asked children to protect the living world
Father Robert Athickal, a Jesuit priest in Patna, helped schoolchildren turn tree-planting into Tarumitra, one of India's largest student environmental movements. Over four decades, the group trained generations to restore land, protect species, and practice organic farming. Starting with no office or money, students cycled across Bihar, spreading their message. Athickal died July 19th, aged 73, leaving a legacy of youth-led conservation.
Mongabay Conservation · Jul 27, 2026
An abandoned SpaceX rocket is about to crash into the Moon
A discarded SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket stage, left in space after a mission, is now on a collision course with the Moon. Expected to impact in March 2022 with the force of three tons of TNT, it will leave a new crater and add to the growing issue of space junk. The Moon has not commented.
The Conversation · Jul 27, 2026
No snakes in church and don't eat the frogs: the weird world of US animal laws
A review of bizarre US animal laws reveals gems like bans on snakes in places of worship and prohibitions on eating frogs in some states, highlighting legal quirks that often go unenforced but remain on the books.
Modern Ghana · Jul 27, 2026
Count Binface Launches 'Manifesto' Against Nigel Farage in Clacton
Count Binface, the satirical alter-ego of Jonathan Harvey, has launched his campaign for the Clacton by-election, targeting Reform UK leader Nigel Farage. His platform includes capping 99 Flake ice creams at 99p and a pledge to refuse crypto-billionaire donations, a pointed jab at the £5m gift currently under parliamentary investigation.
Daily Mirror · Jul 27, 2026
Chester's escape: After fleeing his captors, this turkey found a new flock
Chester the turkey fled a farm destined for slaughter, wandered into a suburban neighborhood, and was adopted by a couple who now let him roam free with their dogs. His escape and new life highlight the joy of animal rescue.
r/UpliftingNews · Jul 27, 2026
Viral cafe video fuels Mrunal Thakur-Yashasvi Jaiswal dating rumors
A video of Mrunal Thakur and Yashasvi Jaiswal at a Mumbai cafe has sparked dating rumors, with fans and media dissecting every frame. Neither has commented, but the internet has already planned their wedding.
Moneycontrol.com · Jul 27, 2026
Ryanair introduces optional ‘window retention’ fee for passengers
Budget airline Ryanair has introduced a new optional 'window retention' fee, allowing passengers to pay extra for the privilege of ensuring the window next to their seat remains securely attached throughout the flight. The move arrives as the latest entry in the carrier's relentless pursuit of nickel-and-diming every single atom of the passenger experience.
NewsThump · Jul 27, 2026
Emma Roberts marries actor Cody John in lavish Idaho wedding
Emma Roberts married actor Cody John in a lavish Idaho wedding, with exclusive photos released. The internet's main reaction has been confusion over who Cody John is, as many rush to search for him online.
pagesix.com · Jul 27, 2026
Vivo S2 Launch Confirmed: Specs and Design Leaked
Vivo is preparing to launch the S2 in India on August 6, marking the revival of its S-series. Leaked specs suggest a MediaTek Dimensity 7360 chipset and a 7,000mAh battery. The device features a triple-camera setup, signaling a focus on mid-range performance with an emphasis on battery endurance and design aesthetics.
TelecomTalk · Jul 27, 2026
Elon Musk says money won't matter in 2036, internet points out his billions
Elon Musk claimed money will be irrelevant by 2036 in an Economist interview, swiftly drawing ridicule as critics cited his $400B+ net worth, courtroom battles over a record pay package, and history of hyperbolic predictions. The internet's response: a masterclass in pointing out glaring contradictions.
The Poke · Jul 27, 2026
Larsa Pippen roasted for heavily filtered photo: 'Girl who is this?'
Larsa Pippen posted a heavily filtered photo on Instagram, prompting followers to question her identity with comments like 'Has anyone seen Larsa?' and 'LarsAI Pippen.' The 52-year-old Real Housewives of Miami star has not responded, but continues sharing glamorous vacation snaps.
Page Six · Jul 27, 2026
Pramac MotoGP boss compares Toprak Razgatlioglu to Marquez and Rossi
Pramac MotoGP boss Gino Borsoi compared World Superbike star Toprak Razgatlioglu to MotoGP legends Marc Marquez and Valentino Rossi, fueling speculation about a future move. The praise raises expectations sky-high for a rider yet to turn a wheel in the premier class.
Crash.net · Jul 27, 2026
Khichdi Rejected from Space, Gajar Halwa Approved: Astronaut Shukla Explains
Astronaut Shubhanshu Shukla revealed on a podcast that only gajar halwa, moong dal halwa, and aam ras passed space food tests, while khichdi was rejected. The selection process prioritizes taste and texture in microgravity.
NDTV Food · Jul 27, 2026
Stolen 300-Lb Dinosaur Statue Reappears Overlooking Yellowstone River
A 300-pound fiberglass apatosaurus statue, 'Dino,' was stolen from a Gardiner, Montana gas station and found bolted to a cliff overlooking the Yellowstone River, 10 miles away. The pranksters removed it from its concrete base, transported it, and anchored it without detection, turning the park into an impromptu Jurassic Park for tourists.
The Travel · Jul 27, 2026
new girl guide uniform: Girlguiding redesigns uniforms to put focus on ‘self-expression and confidence’ - The Guardian
Girlguiding has redesigned its uniforms for the first time in years, prioritizing self-expression and confidence. New options include trousers, shorts, and choice of tops, letting girls personalize their look. The redesign aims to modernize the organization and boost membership.
The Guardian · Jul 27, 2026
Divorce Lawyers Share 54 Cases of Instant Karma — And They Are Glorious
Divorce lawyers recall 54 cases where exes who tried to game the system ended up with karma instead—like the husband who delayed proceedings until the 10-year mark, accidentally entitling his wife to half his pension and all his legal fees.
Bored Panda · Jul 27, 2026
Steph Houghton and Stephen Darby Announce They Are Expecting a Baby
Former Manchester City captain Steph Houghton and her husband, ex-Liverpool defender Stephen Darby, are expecting their first child. Houghton announced the news on social media, prompting an outpouring of love from fans and fellow athletes. The couple have been open about their fertility journey, making this announcement especially uplifting.
Manchester Evening News · Jul 27, 2026
Gen Z Crowns Mumbai Cop Vinod Kalukhe 'Pookie Cop' After Viral Video
Mumbai Traffic Police officer Vinod Kalukhe has gone viral after a video showed him directing traffic with unusual flair, earning him the Gen Z nickname 'Pookie Cop.' The internet has collectively decided he's the most adorable thing in khaki, and memes are flying faster than his hand signals.
Mashable India · Jul 27, 2026
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce receive notes after $2M donation
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce donated $2 million to Answer the Call NYC, supporting families of first responders killed in the line of duty. Grateful family members, including Patricia Polimeni and Amanda Rivera, sent heartfelt thank-you notes, sharing how the organization helped them navigate life after loss.
Page Six · Jul 27, 2026
Usher kicks uncomfortable fan off stage after awkward serenade
At a Nashville concert, Usher pulled a fan onstage to serenade her, but she looked visibly uncomfortable. He touched her face and tried to guide her to a bed, but she stiffly recoiled. Usher then stopped, told the audience she didn’t want to be there, and waved her off stage. The fan later defended herself on social media, saying she was excited to go up but wasn't prepared for the physical intensity.
Page Six · Jul 27, 2026
Ghana Mourns Its Tallest Man, a 'Generous and Popular Giant'
Awuche, recognized as Ghana's tallest man, has passed away. Known for his generosity and warmth, he was affectionately called a 'generous and popular giant.' His community mourns the loss of a man whose stature was matched only by his kindness. He was a beloved figure who brought joy to many.
BBC · Jul 28, 2026
Booker Prize 2026 longlist announced: Twitter ready with hot takes on books nobody has read
The 2026 Booker Prize longlist has been announced, featuring 13 novels. As usual, the literary world debates merit while most observers haven't cracked a single spine. Expect hot takes from people whose last fiction read was a shopping list.
The Booker Prizes · Jul 28, 2026
The Hundred: SunRisers Leeds edge Southern Brave by five runs in nail-biter
Mitchell Marsh and Dan Lawrence led SunRisers Leeds to a tense five-run victory over Southern Brave in The Hundred, with a low-scoring thriller that had fans on the edge of their seats. The close margin highlights the format's drama, even when totals are modest.
Sky Sports · Jul 28, 2026
Volunteers’ Tiny Bamboo Bridges Have Helped Double Migratory Crab Populations on Taiwan
Volunteers and Taijiang National Park officials in Taiwan have successfully doubled the local mangrove land crab population by implementing road closures and constructing bamboo bridges. These efforts protect female crabs migrating to the coast to spawn, ensuring they safely cross transit routes that previously blocked their ancestral paths.
Good News Network · Jul 28, 2026
Interactive murals turn graffiti into stories of overcoming homelessness
St. Mungo's charity launched the 'We Are Here' campaign in London, featuring murals with graffiti-style tags like 'Lee was here'. Each mural includes a QR code leading to audio stories of people who have overcome homelessness, turning a symbol of invisibility into visibility.
Good Good Good · Jul 28, 2026
Ghana has planted 95,300 mangrove seedlings in the first phase of a major Volta Delta restoration project, aiming to restore 410 hectares of
Ghana has planted 95,300 mangrove seedlings in the first phase of a Volta Delta restoration project. The initiative aims to restore 410 hectares of coastline, protect fishing and farming livelihoods, and create local jobs. The second phase will expand restoration further along the coast.
r/UpliftingNews · Jul 28, 2026
Mitch Marsh stars as Sunrisers Leeds beat Southern Brave
Mitch Marsh anchored Sunrisers Leeds' total with a blistering knock, steering them past Southern Brave in The Hundred. The Australian all-rounder's form continues to haunt English bowlers, this time from inside an English franchise.
BBC · Jul 28, 2026
PlayStation blackout leaves gamers staring at blank screens
PlayStation Network suffered a global outage, leaving millions of gamers offline. The downtime raised concerns about digital dependency and forced some to confront the great outdoors.
The Guardian · Jul 28, 2026
Barnet vs MK Dons: Round 58 of pre-season friendly circus
Barnet and MK Dons play their 58th pre-season friendly, a match that has generated minimal interest beyond the clubs' own social media accounts. The extended series of friendlies continues with both teams expected to field rotated squads.
BeSoccer Livescore · Jul 28, 2026
Tourists were charged $65 each to enter this ‘ancient’ site. It was a fake
Tourists paid $65 to see ancient ruins in Italy. They weren't ancient. Or ruins. That's not even the best part. Tap to see how this sham was uncovered.
Sydney Morning Herald · Jul 28, 2026
Pig Racing Teams: 'Grunting with a Purpose'
A light story about touring pig racing teams, with the amusing phrase 'Grunting with a purpose' capturing the absurdity of competitive pig racing.
Fark · Jul 28, 2026
Travis Kelce’s reaction to seeing Taylor Swift walk down the aisle revealed
Travis Kelce just got knocked out — not by a linebacker, but by a wedding dress. The NFL's toughest player turned into a total softie the moment Taylor Swift walked down the aisle. See the moment everyone's talking about...
Page Six · Jul 28, 2026
Boy, 11, Overcomes Fear of Rejection to Launch Trash Bin Cleaning Service
An 11-year-old boy, tired of smelly bins in his neighborhood, launched a trash bin cleaning service despite his fear of rejection. He went door-to-door, offering his services, and has already cleaned dozens of bins. His parents say he's more confident now.
r/UpliftingNews · Jul 28, 2026
Lachlan Kennedy exclusive: 'Type 1 diabetes doesn't have to limit what you can achieve'
Australian sprinter Lachlan Kennedy, who has Type 1 diabetes, says the condition doesn't have to limit anyone's achievements, speaking ahead of the 2026 Commonwealth Games. Kennedy aims to inspire others with his journey, showing that diabetes is manageable and not a barrier to elite sport.
olympics.com · Jul 28, 2026
Ohio man wins two lottery prizes in one week
An Ohio man won a $1 million lottery prize, taking a $500k lump sum, then bought another scratch-off ticket and won an additional $25k. He plans to extend his vacation and buy a new car.
UPI Odd News · Jul 28, 2026
Arsenal 'decide' on Vinicius; Chelsea eye new target
Transfer deadline day looms with Arsenal reportedly 'deciding' on Real Madrid's Vinicius Junior, a move as realistic as a fan's FIFA career mode. Chelsea, meanwhile, targets a new name, keeping the rumor mill churning.
London Evening Standard · Jul 28, 2026
Josh Hartnett Battles a Sea Monster in First Teaser for Netflix Thriller ‘Below’
Netflix just dropped the teaser for 'Below,' and it's already the wildest thing you'll see today. Josh Hartnett vs. a sea monster — yes, really. Click to see the reaction.
Variety · Jul 28, 2026
America's Got Talent Adds Callbacks Round with Random Celebrity Guests
AGT announced its first-ever 'Judges' Callbacks' round, bringing in guest judges Emma Bunton, Normani, and Nikki Glaser to shake up the format. The show continues to expand its audition process, adding more stages to an already bloated competition.
Deadline · Jul 28, 2026
GSK to establish new flagship R&D centre on Cambridge Biomedical Campus
GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) has announced plans to build a new flagship research and development center on the Cambridge Biomedical Campus. The move is intended to consolidate their UK innovation efforts, positioning the pharmaceutical giant closer to the university-led biotech hub to accelerate drug discovery pipelines.
GSK · Jul 28, 2026
Mountain Bongo Conservation in Kenya Marks Historic Rewilding Milestone
Four critically endangered mountain bongos arrived in Kenya from European zoos on April 28, 2026, in the first transatlantic transfer for the species. The males will boost genetic diversity at Mount Kenya Wildlife Conservancy, advancing rewilding efforts for fewer than 50 remaining in the wild.
Happy Eco News · Jul 28, 2026